Smoking Jacket
Apparently what you see here is a ‘peter pan’ collar which figures, because I like this here jacket, and I really like dressing like peter pan. I guess I consider the little fairy-lover a fashion inspiration.
Get it here, through Pixie Market
textured boyfriend shirt from GAP
i find the ‘boyfriend’ this ‘boyfriend’ that pretty much 100% annoying. Also, GAP gives me hives, which sounds not true but it’s totally true. true, sucky, nerdy, and embarrassing. all of which I will endure to get me-self a $50 shirt that looks pretty cool. also comes in pink.
my upper half will also need warming soon, and realistically, dreamlover just isn’t always around and available. so probly i need to get this pony jacket too, although a reliable little bird told me that smythe sucks the big weiner for busty girls. If you take ‘sucks the big weiner for busty girls’ and googled it, I bet you’d get some pretty wild stuff.
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good old reliable theory. When you’re flush enough but not so much, theory is the go-to for ‘biznas’ attire. So I’ve learned. I like this shirt, potentially a whole lot, but am imagining it tucked into a skirt and also my hair would be like, way better.
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holy sluttastic dress! A slighlty blind friend thought I was wearing a tutu the other day. I was actually sitting under a pillow, but the point is that I wish I had been wearing a tutu and badabingbadaboom this dress appears before my eyes. bordlerine ridonk, but so fun.
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i like pink and red together, a lot. Like PB & J. Kermit and Miss Piggly wiggly. Me and dreamlover.
More Jason Wu.
i know you can’t hear the song i just made up about liefsdottir, but you wish you could, cuz its sooo funny. think swedish chef from the muppets, meets pavarrotti. how much do you love this skirt? it’s ridonkulous.
through anthropologie
i love this whole get up. not certain i can pull it off. will get back to you on that.
am back from a wild bachelorette wknd. when i arrived for the festivities fri night the bride to be was wearing this dress in magenta and looked GORGEOUS. trust. this model does not do it justice. I hereby deem this dress a must-have.
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I know. it’s the tackiest of tack brand, but this cami is nice, right? Are my morals too flimsy? Do you think less of me for posting this? Do you throw up in your mouth a little whenever you see a M.I.L.P in juicy velour?
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by the vanity romper by featherbone
onesie = sexy? I can think of at least a couple peeps who would prefer this get-up to my usual lulus and tshirt enemble. This is the year of the lady afterall. Maybe if I wore this for snoozing I would wake up with a smile instead of a grunt. maybe i’m the only one who thinks its cute when im grumpy. so many maybes in this mad world.
get it through anthropologie
Oops, I’m sexy! This sweet frock makes black lace and peekaboos seem so innocent. Maybe it’s the raised by polygamist mormans hairdo. Dreamlover thinks it looks frumpy. I think dreamlover doesn’t know what frumpy is.
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Y-3 is about as sporty spice as I can get away with. I’m just not designed for sport, although every so often I give it a solid effort. This here cozy looking coat is a nice small step away from the social uniform. I’m happy to see some nautical in this peacoat and fur trimme hood world.
more Y-3, an ultra annoying website
markus lupfer made a shirt about me
awwwwwww, i love love. need this shirt to express myself.
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